Beauty Beer

I and Aphrodite walked into a bar. As I looked lovingly into her eyes I saw reflected in them the beer barrels that had been stacked alongside the wall. Yes my brethren hope you will agree with me when I say in this case at least ... "beer holders are in the eyes of beauty"

New Definition

Whipper snapper : A short-tempered dominatrix.

Not a blonde joke

For the gentlemen who prefer blondes - love is in the hair?

Funny Pythons

I like the old Monty Python* stuff but I think the episodes in which they cross dress can tend to drag.

* In honor of Dr X-Dell.

A kick ass joke

Turn the other cheek... but not when your opponent kicks ass ;)

Fun with food

Q: Do you know what the croissant told the burger?


A: I doughnut know either.

Grow Up Already

X-Dell started reading this and since then he no longer acts childishly.
Enemy since she started reading reports a growth in her maturity levels.
Libby feels more responsible these days.
Foam is handling people who "road hog" her in a manner befitting a good citizen.

Why? Coz my puns make them "grown".

True Power

Knowledge may be power but libraries still have to buy electricity.

Skipper

As the last part of my exercise routine I jump rope on most days but when I am too tired I skip it.

Islanders

No man is an island - but only some men own one.

I have restarted my other blog My Travels, Travails, and Thoughts in case you want to be part of the welcome party head over there.