Happy New One

What would you tell a parents of a new born rabbit?
Happy New Hare!

Free kill

Some guy in some show on TV: You kill for money? Isn't that disgusting?
Me: It is OK to kill for free?

Green Joke

Preserve the environment. Dump vinegar over the forest.

Cheeky Roses

I stopped to smell the flowers, and triggered my hay fever.

Cruel Intentions

Sometimes you have to cruel to be kind. Sometimes you have to be cruel because it's fun.

Short Sighted Joke

The last words of a guy who had been myopic for all his life:
"I've lived a spectacle-r life"

Photography is funny

Great photo... considering the ugliness of the people in it.

Center of the Universe

Scientists I hear are doing a lot of research to find the center of the universe. Am I that difficult to find?

Devil's Zone

If an idle mind is a devil's workshop in your mind the devil must have built a complete industrial zone.

The Mo Fa

Are you allowed to refer to nannies as mother fakers?

Poor Chemistry

Chemists don't often get rich but they can get phosphorous.

Jumpy Frog

Why was the frog nervous?
He had butterflies in his stomach.

We interrupt

irregular blogging for a dose of awesomely awesome.

Go read about The Golden Ganesh in my other blog.

Poles Together

Polar bears are found in the Arctic but not in the Antarctic. Which is good otherwise they would be bipolar bears!

Winning isn't enough

May the best man win.
I'll settle for the most sponsorships!

 (And no I don't want to buy any performance enhancing drugs either.)