Aren't We Being Funny!!!

Green Joke

2009-11-11T01:51:00.002+05:30

Preserve the environment. Dump vinegar over the forest.

Cheeky Roses

2009-10-30T02:56:00.001+05:30

I stopped to smell the flowers, and triggered my hay fever.

Cruel Intentions

2009-10-11T23:33:00.001+05:30

Sometimes you have to cruel to be kind. Sometimes you have to be cruel because it's fun.

Short Sighted Joke

2009-10-08T01:28:00.000+05:30

The last words of a guy who had been myopic for all his life:
"I've lived a spectacle-r life"

Photography is funny

2009-09-20T07:29:00.000+05:30

Great photo... considering the ugliness of the people in it.

Center of the Universe

2009-09-03T05:52:00.000+05:30

Scientists I hear are doing a lot of research to find the center of the universe. Am I that difficult to find?

Devil's Zone

2009-08-08T17:54:00.000+05:30

If an idle mind is a devil's workshop in your mind the devil must have built a complete industrial zone.

The Mo Fa

2009-07-25T20:48:00.002+05:30

Are you allowed to refer to nannies as mother fakers?

Poor Chemistry

2009-07-19T10:06:00.000+05:30

Chemists don't often get rich but they can get phosphorous.

Jumpy Frog

2009-07-05T20:01:00.000+05:30

Why was the frog nervous?
He had butterflies in his stomach.

We interrupt

2009-06-29T01:47:00.001+05:30

irregular blogging for a dose of awesomely awesome.

Go read about The Golden Ganesh in my other blog.

Poles Together

2009-06-27T14:26:00.000+05:30

Polar bears are found in the Arctic but not in the Antarctic. Which is good otherwise they would be bipolar bears!

Winning isn't enough

2009-06-20T14:54:00.000+05:30

May the best man win.
I'll settle for the most sponsorships!

(And no I don't want to buy any performance enhancing drugs either.)

Save this joke

2009-06-06T20:55:00.002+05:30

A stitch in time travel saves nine imagination-challenged sci-fi writers.

Beastly puns

2009-05-31T13:01:00.000+05:30

While bulls might be ready to hump anything that moos for stallions it's always mare the merrier.

Fly by humor

2009-05-16T11:13:00.003+05:30

A spider walked into a bar in a high security war zone and left soon after.
It was in a no fly zone.

Hare Trigger

2009-05-09T22:53:00.000+05:30

Now that Easter is long over the Easter bunny got bored and joined a different religious organization. Said rabbit is now a Hare Rama, Hare Krishna.

Murder she joked.

2009-04-30T12:32:00.001+05:30

So I see in some of these traditional weddings and they say "till death do they part". and I can't help wondering if they are giving the newly-weds ideas.

A few bad men

2009-04-13T09:52:00.000+05:30

Orator: Now is the time for all good men to come together
Me: Oh I better be going then.

Soulful Laugh

2009-03-29T20:43:00.002+05:30

I tried to sell my soul but the devil wouldn't touch it.

Bear-ly funny

2009-03-14T09:18:00.000+05:30

In America you have the right to bear arms.
Thanks but I would rather keep my human arms... what with opposable thumbs being cool and all.

Hard Dry Humor

2009-03-08T20:47:00.000+05:30

There was this investment bank that invested in a company that made hard, dry biscuits. The first few months fetched great returns so soon they invested more and again made lot of profit on the investment. Then the bank decided to invest in more companies making hard, dry biscuits. Soon they had invested a very large portion of their funds in the hard, dry biscuit market and sure enough the investment soured. Customer preferences changed the hard, dry biscuits weren't selling much. Many hard, dry biscuit makers suffered losses a few even closed. The bank made massive losses. The bank itself went insolvent. The conclusion of market analysts was that their rusk-taking didn't pay off!

Up, up and stay

2009-02-27T20:47:00.000+05:30

This is a job for Superman...actually it was before he was laid off.

We all knee some loving

2009-02-21T21:21:00.001+05:30

I make women go weak at the knees.
I am osteoporosis.

Health Scare

2009-02-12T20:54:00.003+05:30

Laughter is the best medicine but I guess that wasn't why the doctor and nurse laughed all through my physical examination.